01. INTERIOR - Colin's cube, 8:30 AM. COLIN is sitting at his desk, waiting for the moron he's supposed to be training. MORON bounces up to COLIN's DESK. MORON Colin, I just have to finish these two things, and then we can get together. COLIN Sounds good. EXIT MORON. FADE OUT. CUT TO 02. INTERIOR - Colin's cube, 10:45 AM. MORON bounces up to COLIN's DESK. MORON Did you forget about me? COLIN Oh, I thought you were going to come get me when you were done. MORON I thought we agreed you'd come over when /I/ was done. COLIN Oh. MORON Duh. _You're_ the one training _me._ I have to make a phone call though. Come over when I'm finished. EXIT MORON. COLIN's shakes his head in disbelief, and slumps over. His head lands on the keyboard of his PC with a loud THUD. The PC beeps, and COLIN lifts his head just in time to see a window sporting the words "FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR" appear on his monitor. AEG's head rises over the top of COLIN'S CUBE. AEG Everything alright? COLIN Is it ever? AEG Happy Monday. COLIN Lick me. FADE OUT.