Colin Timothy Gagnon (sacredspud) wrote,
Colin Timothy Gagnon

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Hey Dubya, bring me a beer!

Several months ago, Burger King created a site called Subservient Chicken where you can have your chicken the way you want it -- doing pushups, singing, watching TV...

Well, now we have Subservient President. Same concept as the other site except that this time, the chicken's name is George. Check it out, and ask him to try some of these actions:

  • Declare war

  • Find WMD

  • Snort cocaine

  • Accept corporate funds

  • Dodge draft

  • Vote for Kerry

  • Dance

  • Provide social security to senior citizens

  • Support gay marriage

  • Pray to Reagan

  • Play with your gun

  • Guns

  • Rip up the constitution

  • How's about that Michael Moore?

  • Put on a mask

Incidentally, Subservient President endorses for whom John Flansburgh of They Might Be Giants (see how this all fits together?) has just finished producing a CD project. The album, Future Soundtrack for America, looks pretty damn good -- check out the tracklist:
  1. OK Go -- This Will Be Our Year

  2. David Byrne -- Ain't Got So Far To Go

  3. Jimmy Eat World -- Game of Pricks (BBC evening session)

  4. Death Cab For Cutie -- This Temporary Life

  5. Blink-182 -- I Miss You (James Guthrie mix)

  6. Mike Doughty -- Move On

  7. Ben Kweller -- Jerry Falwell Destroyed Earth

  8. Sleater-Kinney -- Off With Your Head

  9. R.E.M. -- Final Straw (MoveOn mix)

  10. Bright Eyes -- Going for the Gold (live)

  11. The Long Winters -- The Commander Thinks Aloud (future mix)

  12. of The Black Eyed Peas -- Money

  13. They Might Be Giants -- Tippecanoe And Tyler Too

  14. Clem Snide -- The Ballad of David Icke

  15. Yeah Yeah Yeahs -- Date With the Night (live)

  16. Fountains of Wayne -- Everything's Ruined (acoustic)

  17. Nada Surf -- Your Legs Grow

  18. The Flaming Lips -- Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots (live on the BBC)

  19. Old 97's -- Northern Line

  20. Laura Cantrell -- Sam Stone

  21. Tom Waits -- Day After Tomorrow

  22. Eliott Smith -- A Distorted Reality Is Now A Necessity To Be Free
I'll probably have to check it out.
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