1. Rosebud is a sled. ---> Citizen Kane, you uncultured twit.
2. Kevin Spacey IS the guy. ---> The Usual Suspects
3. Leland did it under the influence of Bob and the dwarf is the physical manifestation of Mike's amputated arm. ---> Twin Peaks
4. Frank and his servants are aliens, but that doesn't explain why Brad and Janet have their own soundtrack. --->
5. He's been dead since the beginning of the movie. ---> The Sixth Sense
6. The head vampire played FDR in Annie. ---> The Lost Boys
7. Press Secretary Richardson created them to seize power from the President. ---> Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!
8. The Sunset City is actually an amalgamation of Carter's childhood memories of Boston. ---> The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath
9. He drinks an extra drop and wakes up after the apocalypse. ---> Army of Darkness
10. David Bowie doesn't have any power over Jennifer Connelly. ---> Labyrinth
11. Gonzo is from outer space. ---> Muppets from Space
12. Deckard is a Replicant. ---> Blade Runner
13. Milk -- not miak -- stops trolls. ---> Ernest: Scared Stupid. Shame on you for knowing that.
14. Frank Langella is leading a satanic cult, and the hot chick is the devil. ---> The Ninth Gate
15. God is an old guy with flashy blue eyes, and British microwaves are incredibly dangerous. ---> Time Bandits
16. Gleemonex causes happiness comas. ---> Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
17. The leader of the resistance looks good in a cow costume. ---> Top Secret!
18. The penguin is pure evil -- you can tell by his theme music, and by the way he looks at Grommit. ---> Wallace and Grommit in The Wrong Trousers
19. Pinback is actually a fuel technician who isn't even supposed to be on the mission. ---> Dark Star
20. The movie is a cyclical adaptation of the book Kane was writing, and Sam Neill is insane. ---> In The Mouth of Madness
21. They sent Bruce Willis back in time to ensure the future. ---> Twelve Monkeys
22. He's been in the chair since he blacked out after the explosion in the lingerie store. ---> Brazil
23. Wilbur is the son of Yog-Sothoth. ---> The Dunwich Horror
24. You should never have sex in front of a dead metal fetishist. ---> Tetsuo
25. The two races fuse into one, Kira comes back to life, and the movie still doesn't have a plot. ---> The Dark Crystal
26. Accidentally declaring nuclear war will totally get you to first base with Ally Sheedy. ---> Wargames