June 23rd, 2004
|02:22 pm - Watch out, Dubya! Ribs and Meat are a-comin'! (plus Homestar e-mails and NO death ray!)|
Well, first things first, I suppose. I'd really like to say something moving and inspirational here, but I'm at work and I'm too busy to put together a proper press release, so I'll have to summarize:
Blah blah blah blah great honor to have been chosen blah blah blah running mate blah blah blah Ribsin Bacon, despite our age blah blah blah America first blah blah blah leadership blah blah blah upholding our country's great traditions blah blah blah six milk bottles and a tuning fork blah blah blah in the coming November election blah blah blah and I got him to say it was ten inches long without batting an eye.So there you have it. I'm running as ribsinbacon's vice president. Granted we're not old enough, but I'm 40 in base 6, and that's gotta count for something. As you can imagine, this is kind of a big deal, so I haven't got much else to report today. I do, however, have the Homestar Runner-themed e-mails I sent out regarding today's United Way Casual Day at work.
In conclusion, please show your support by visiting the Official Ribsin Bacon/Meat-A-Burst 2004 Campaign Website, and God bless America.
At least, I hope He does, or we're more screwed than I thought.
Here's the announcement:
And the reminder:
And that's it. There's nothing else to read in this post, so stop here .
THE FOLLOWING IS CONFIDENTIAL MATERIAL TO BE READ ONLY BY EVIL JIM.
If you are not Evil Jim, please stop reading now.
I mean it, buster.
Hi Jim! Sorry about that rude disclaimer, but I needed to deter those who aren't you, and at last count, that's almost everybody on my friends list.
I'm glad to hear that you're interested in my death ray. Unfortunately, it's still in the development stage, but you're welcome to use it as soon as it's finished. I have drawn out a set of very sophisticated and highly technical blueprints. One has been scanned and posted below:
What a brilliant and elegant design. I'm such a genius.
Current Mood: rushed
Current Music: Labyrinth Soundtrack
|Date:||June 24th, 2004 04:55 pm (UTC)|| |
Re: *wink wink*
I already told you: I'm NOT stuffing any more panties into my mouth!