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02:22 pm - Watch out, Dubya! Ribs and Meat are a-comin'! (plus Homestar e-mails and NO death ray!)
Well, first things first, I suppose. I'd really like to say something moving and inspirational here, but I'm at work and I'm too busy to put together a proper press release, so I'll have to summarize:

Blah blah blah blah great honor to have been chosen blah blah blah running mate blah blah blah Ribsin Bacon, despite our age blah blah blah America first blah blah blah leadership blah blah blah upholding our country's great traditions blah blah blah six milk bottles and a tuning fork blah blah blah in the coming November election blah blah blah and I got him to say it was ten inches long without batting an eye.

In conclusion, please show your support by visiting the Official Ribsin Bacon/Meat-A-Burst 2004 Campaign Website, and God bless America.

At least, I hope He does, or we're more screwed than I thought.
So there you have it. I'm running as ribsinbacon's vice president. Granted we're not old enough, but I'm 40 in base 6, and that's gotta count for something. As you can imagine, this is kind of a big deal, so I haven't got much else to report today. I do, however, have the Homestar Runner-themed e-mails I sent out regarding today's United Way Casual Day at work.

Here's the announcement:



And the reminder:




And that's it. There's nothing else to read in this post, so stop here .


THE FOLLOWING IS CONFIDENTIAL MATERIAL TO BE READ ONLY BY EVIL JIM.


If you are not Evil Jim, please stop reading now.



I mean it, buster.


Hi Jim! Sorry about that rude disclaimer, but I needed to deter those who aren't you, and at last count, that's almost everybody on my friends list.

I'm glad to hear that you're interested in my death ray. Unfortunately, it's still in the development stage, but you're welcome to use it as soon as it's finished. I have drawn out a set of very sophisticated and highly technical blueprints. One has been scanned and posted below:



What a brilliant and elegant design. I'm such a genius.
Current Mood: rushedrushed
Current Music: Labyrinth Soundtrack

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From:evil_jim
Date:June 24th, 2004 05:49 am (UTC)

*wink wink*

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Thanks for the peek at your blueprints. I think that and the Post-It! song rank among the best things people have done for me this year. And you know I'll vote for anyone with a death ray... I had a death ray once you know. But eventually there was no one left to show it to.
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From:evil_jim
Date:June 24th, 2004 05:50 am (UTC)

Re: *wink wink*

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Oh, and the Homestar promotional emails are great! It's too bad I don't work with you; I'd donate.
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From:sacredspud
Date:June 24th, 2004 02:04 pm (UTC)

Re: *wink wink*

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And this is the best way to get people to donate, too! It's just a dollar, and you get to wear casual clothes!

Casual days go over really well with everybody else, but I've always found them to be a hassle. On a normal day, I can wear khakis, a button-down shirt and a belt. All of the items like this in my closet coordinate. On a casual day, I have to make sure that what I'm wearing won't get me laughed at by my coworkers (though it usually does -- last week I was wearing a white shirt with a blue paisley pattern, and the AEG said it looked like a bandana).
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From:sacredspud
Date:June 24th, 2004 02:07 pm (UTC)

Re: *wink wink*

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That's why I'm offering to let you use the death ray once it's finished. There will be some restrictions, of course -- you can't shoot me with it.

Anyway, I'm glad you like all this stuff. I recorded that song and made the drawing because I'm working up to asking a Really Big Favor. I don't know yet what it is since I only just came up with the idea of asking, but whatever it is will be, as stated above, Really Big.
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From:evil_jim
Date:June 24th, 2004 04:55 pm (UTC)

Re: *wink wink*

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I already told you: I'm NOT stuffing any more panties into my mouth!
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