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February 20th, 2004

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04:18 pm - If you're my boss, please skip this entry.
Work today has been excruciatingly boring.

This has been a pretty slow day here at work. Fridays are often slow, but today has been worse than usual because I'm still adjusting to coming in at 8:30 rather than 8:00. Most people wouldn't understand exactly why it makes such a difference, but trust me: shifting my schedule forward has improved my efficiency at work like crazy. That's a bad thing today, but in all other respects the tradeoff is a good one.

Anyway, everybody's feeling bored today. The highlight of my day was when the AEG attacked me with rubber fingers, which she decorated with faces. Yeah, she was pretty bored too, and no matter what she says, they would not work as birth control.

Uh, anyway.

So there's not a whole lot I can do until 5:00, which isn't far off. I've already gotten rid of the e-mail that's been piling up in my inbox (a fairly daunting task), and I've taken my remote control car for a spin around my work area. I've downloaded and reread several issues of CULT OF THE DEAD COW and the aptly-named SoCiOtY oF LAMERS. I've shot suction-cup darts at the clerical staff and hidden candy hearts in places that they're not likely to be found. I took my lunchbreak and went to the grocery store to buy stuff to cook with tonight. I checked to see that the IRS has taken the income tax I still owe out of my checking account (they have, so I guess I don't still owe it anymore). I've even done actual genuine work as it's trickled in.

Pretty much the only thing I haven't done is clean my desk, which is not a task I look forward to doing any time soon. I'll probably start on that as soon as this is posted.

Then -- in a little less than 45 minutes, I'm heading home. I plan to use up a whole bunch of potatoes and onions tonight, and maybe do laundry. Not particularly exciting, I know, but I'm not worried. There are always things to do at home.
Current Mood: boredbored
Current Music: Richie & The Pocket Rockets -- Brown Shoes Don't Make It

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Date:February 20th, 2004 11:38 pm (UTC)
I know that I wouldn't have sex with someone coming at me with those rubber finger things...so I guess that would be pretty effective birth control. But I doubt I would be getting that female coworker of yours pregnant anytime soon anyway
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Date:February 21st, 2004 12:07 am (UTC)
That's good to hear because she's been really worried about you impregnating her.

Those were her exact words, by the way --"Hey Colin, Becki's not around here, is she? Because I'm worried she might impregnate me."
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Date:February 21st, 2004 03:58 am (UTC)


She's been talking about me behind my back? How dare her!! I should post an angry message on a board where I pretend to be a vampire with increadibly bad spelling.
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Date:February 21st, 2004 04:19 pm (UTC)


Don't forget to lie and say you've never met her while you bash her.
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Date:February 21st, 2004 06:29 am (UTC)
omg, i had *completely* forgotten about cult of the dead cow
If you're my boss, please skip this entry. - Garmonbozia for the soul. — LiveJournal

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