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February 18th, 2004

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04:00 pm - More News In Brief
Please think of the panther-lions.
Well kids, it's been a swell ride, but now that they've got Hutchinson, I'm afraid that the Tribe of the Stick is lost. I would like to take this opportunity to lay aside my tin foil hat and welcome our alien oppressors.

"I've already been to Family Dollar. They told me to come here."
I stopped at Big Lots today on my lunchbreak to pick up the sort of things that one picks up at Big Lots, and would like to point out that while their sales associates seemed to be in an usually bad mood today, I admire their ability to not kill certain customers. Specifically, I'm speaking of the customers who come in to make a return, and would like 150% of their purchase price refunded, because Big Lots "shouldn't be selling things that are so easy to break."

Porcine nudity not on today's menu.
The woman I was complaining about is here, but hasn't sent anything out since yesterday. I'd like to think it's because of the Hanes Say What...? greeting I sent her yesterday. I sent her an anonymous message telling her that I don't appreciate receiving offensive material at work (though that's not the one I've linked to here). I hope she never reads my livejournal. Phillip? Brian? Please don't figure out who I'm talking about so you can share this information with her.

Confidential to Evil Jim
Since I keep forgetting to mention it, I have a candy cane for you from Hal.

New hours at work
It's not a big change and nobody cares, but I will now be going in to work at 8:30 rather than 8:00. This is (believe it or not) a ridiculously good thing.

We have a new cleaning crew at work
This is a bigger deal than you realize, because the old crew had the tendancy to do a really shoddy job. They didn't change the liner in the garbage can at my desk for more than two months. I'm not sure how long the bag was in there, but it was on the 12th of this month that I noticed the sticker from a CD I bought on the 8th of December stuck to the inside bottom of the bag. The bag finally got changed on Monday, and I learned of the new cleaning crew today. I guess I should've noticed sooner, though. They've obviously vacuumed around my desk. I was here afert hours a few times when the old crew came in, and they vacuumed the walkways between the cubicles, not the cubicle floors.

I am still entertained by Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Sorry, I am. "I lost my temper and I took a knife and I, uh... Do you know those 'Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law' labels they put on mattresses? Well I cut one of them off!"

That's it. As you were.
Current Mood: indifferentindifferent
Current Music: Blue Öyster Cult -- Mistress Of The Salmon Salt (Quicklime Girl)

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Date:February 19th, 2004 02:44 am (UTC)
The Hanes thing isn't working for me
[User Picture]
Date:February 19th, 2004 07:05 am (UTC)


Me either. I switched to Fruit of the Loom.

It's late. I've been up for too long and I need to go to bed, so you're getting a short, frank answer: Sorry. It worked on both the PCs I tried it from. You're not missing anything, except a monkey reciting Cassilda's Song from Act 1, Scene 2 of The King in Yellow. Do you care? No? Good.
[User Picture]
Date:February 19th, 2004 09:37 am (UTC)

That.... that's just scary, man.

Say, if you're online so late, why don't you give me a holler on the instant messenger sometime?
[User Picture]
Date:February 19th, 2004 12:59 pm (UTC)

I want to...

I want to figure out, but I don't want to say anything.

It's that curious writer in me that wants to know:)
[User Picture]
Date:February 19th, 2004 07:47 pm (UTC)

Re: I want to...

She works in Risk. I wouldn't be surprised if you don't know her.
[User Picture]
Date:February 19th, 2004 09:46 pm (UTC)
NOOOOOOO!!!! I don't want to become an alien clone.

I really hope that they lock that guy in a maximum security mental institute. Preferably in a ward without silverware.
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Date:February 20th, 2004 02:34 am (UTC)
Oh, Liz... please tell me they haven't gotten you, too.
Garmonbozia for the soul.

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