Well kids, it's been a swell ride, but now that they've got Hutchinson, I'm afraid that the Tribe of the Stick is lost. I would like to take this opportunity to lay aside my tin foil hat and welcome our alien oppressors.
"I've already been to Family Dollar. They told me to come here."
I stopped at Big Lots today on my lunchbreak to pick up the sort of things that one picks up at Big Lots, and would like to point out that while their sales associates seemed to be in an usually bad mood today, I admire their ability to not kill certain customers. Specifically, I'm speaking of the customers who come in to make a return, and would like 150% of their purchase price refunded, because Big Lots "shouldn't be selling things that are so easy to break."
Porcine nudity not on today's menu.
The woman I was complaining about is here, but hasn't sent anything out since yesterday. I'd like to think it's because of the Hanes Say What...? greeting I sent her yesterday. I sent her an anonymous message telling her that I don't appreciate receiving offensive material at work (though that's not the one I've linked to here). I hope she never reads my livejournal. Phillip? Brian? Please don't figure out who I'm talking about so you can share this information with her.
Confidential to Evil Jim
Since I keep forgetting to mention it, I have a candy cane for you from Hal.
New hours at work
It's not a big change and nobody cares, but I will now be going in to work at 8:30 rather than 8:00. This is (believe it or not) a ridiculously good thing.
We have a new cleaning crew at work
This is a bigger deal than you realize, because the old crew had the tendancy to do a really shoddy job. They didn't change the liner in the garbage can at my desk for more than two months. I'm not sure how long the bag was in there, but it was on the 12th of this month that I noticed the sticker from a CD I bought on the 8th of December stuck to the inside bottom of the bag. The bag finally got changed on Monday, and I learned of the new cleaning crew today. I guess I should've noticed sooner, though. They've obviously vacuumed around my desk. I was here afert hours a few times when the old crew came in, and they vacuumed the walkways between the cubicles, not the cubicle floors.
I am still entertained by Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Sorry, I am. "I lost my temper and I took a knife and I, uh... Do you know those 'Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law' labels they put on mattresses? Well I cut one of them off!"
That's it. As you were.