Colin Timothy Gagnon (sacredspud) wrote,
Colin Timothy Gagnon
sacredspud

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Urge to kill... rising...

While I'm pissed off, I might as well mention that I hate the following things:

  • The parking at Ward Brodt.

  • The fact that all the bookstores in town must be spying on my Amazon.com searches to make sure that nothing I want is ever in stock.

  • The guy at the polls who always stands next to his friend saying "I can't believe you're voting for Dean! I can't believe you support the casino!"

  • The volunteers at the polls who don't shut him up.

  • The fact that P.T. Barnum and matchstyx were right:
    Me: So are you voting today? Or have you already?
    Idiot roommate: Hay-ell no! Ah figgur ain't no Demmacrat gon' be better'n Bush, an' Ah figgur eff they turn Day-Joe-pay inta a casino, it's people's own damn fault eff they got a gamblin' problem, Ah tell yew whut. 'sides, Bush already got Saddam. Yew thank he ain't gon' git Osama?
    Me: Ah, have you been paying attention to any of the news about the casino?
    Idiot roommate: Naw, Ah bin watchin' Survahver.
    Me: No, I mean in the last few months, not just tonight.
    Idiot roommate: Ah sayd Ah bin watchin' Survahver. An' Th' Newlyweds.
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