|12:53 pm - Actual phone conversation I just had:|
Me: May I please speak with Barb?
Her: Barb's on lunch. Is there something I can help you with?
Me: Is Christine around?
Her: Well who do you want, Barb or Christine?
Me: Barb left me a message asking for a call back, and said that I should talk to either her or Christine.
Her: That doesn't sound right to me. Barb wouldn't-- Christine's bad news. She's a shyster, and I don't trust her. I'm going to give you Barb's voicemail.
Her: I'm transferring you to BARB. BARB, not CHRISTINE, OKAY?
Her: [Under her breath] For Pete's sake.