I'm craving pizza, but I don't have any, and I refuse to buy it because I have a cold and I can't taste anything. Having pizza without satiation will not placate my cravings. It sounds like I picked up this cold at No Brand Con, because most of the people I know who went got sick a couple of days later.
So I'm eating coffee ice cream, which I can taste, and it's probably not significantly worse for me than pizza, right? Right? Oh, well.
Anyway, this survey says I have a good radio-friendly voice, so I'm thinking of quitting my job in the credit card industry and going to work for NPR. What's that you say? No credentials? Too nasal? Pfft. Whateva.