Spam in my inbox, and lots of it.
Usually, there's nothing in there worth mentioning, or at least, I assume there's not -- I don't actually read it. Today though, I got what might just be my favorite spam advertisement ever:
"GET OUT OF DEBT WITH YOUR ENORMOUS WANG!"
The actual message was pretty average, as spam goes, but that subject line absolutely cracked me up. I'm in a good mood now.
Oh, and somehow the dryer got here in my absence.