I immediately replied with "If we could just change one thing, we would all have learnt to sing!"
Anyone who recognizes those lyrics without looking them up gets eight points, but you also lose fifteen points for bein' a geek, you geek.
In other news, I think ribsinbacon has been watching too many spy movies. Every time he goes into his own room, he knocks three times and says "Linda!" Then he opens the door and says "no, I wasn't followed."
Oh, and (as long as I'm babbling) I think you should read the most recent Too Much Coffee Man. And then I think you should read TMCM on a regular basis, because it's freakin' great.