|Your Stripper Song Is|
"Tweet, tweet, tweet.
Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
Cluck, cluck, motherbucker."
You should just not strip, except perhaps in self-defense.
|Your Outrageous Name is:|
|Your Sexy Brazilian Name is:|
|Your Bumper Sticker Should Be|
Crazy Enrico's Casa de Salsa - Liquor up front, poke 'er in the eye!
|You Are Red|
Though it has many shades, there's only one color of red. How does it feel to have taken the most useless quiz ever?
|Your Hidden Talent|
You don't really have a special talent, so much as an unwillingness to take stupid quizzes. Now you just have to stop fabricating stupid quiz results.