July 8th, 2006
|05:28 pm - SacredSpud: Fashion designer|
Man, ribsinbacon does not appreciate innovation in men's apparel.
I've designed a new garment: It consists of a t-shirt worn over the upper body, and another worn over the lower body with my legs sticking through the arm-holes. The lower shirt is held up with a belt.
It's comfortable, it's fashionable (meaning that it is able to be fashioned), it's not revealing, and it looks stunning. I don't know what it is that Ribs doesn't like. I bet he's just jealous about all the women I'll attract with this; xmerrie1039x hasn't even seen it yet, and she's already called it "hot."
I wonder what I should name this garment.
I wonder if I'll regret writing about it.
I wonder how fired I'd get if I wore it to work.
Current Mood: creative
Current Music: Penn Radio
And thanks to the neck hole in the bottom shirt, you'll never have to undo your belt to use the restroom.
Remind me not to stand too close to you
if when this catches on.
What keeps my legs all warm & hot? Pants!
What prevents a buffalo shot? Pants!
What do they got that I ain't got? Pa.. oh, uh. Nevermind.
it MUST have been laundry day.
Actually uh, I was just lazy.
Wow a new fashion trend that I can blindly follow, yeah!!
Best of all, unlike other fashion designers, my designs won't cost you an arm and a leg! Just your dignity!