I've designed a new garment: It consists of a t-shirt worn over the upper body, and another worn over the lower body with my legs sticking through the arm-holes. The lower shirt is held up with a belt.
It's comfortable, it's fashionable (meaning that it is able to be fashioned), it's not revealing, and it looks stunning. I don't know what it is that Ribs doesn't like. I bet he's just jealous about all the women I'll attract with this; xmerrie1039x hasn't even seen it yet, and she's already called it "hot."
I wonder what I should name this garment.
I wonder if I'll regret writing about it.
I wonder how fired I'd get if I wore it to work.