- Sharing the pain of this joke with others:
Q: Whatddaya get when you cross a snake, a rabbit, and an amoeba?
A: An adder that multiplies and divides.
- Watching Napoleon Dynamite with agaysexicon and fuzzyinthehead and having them totally not appreciate it (which is okay).
- Listening to somebody overanalyze the "Happy Monday!" which I wrote on her birthday card: "I still don't get it. 'Cuz um, I think my birthday wuddn on Monday last year. I think. I would of taken it off if it was, an' I di'n't have to, I think."
- Staying up way too late with xmerrie1039x last night to ensure that we'd win an eBay auction for a Korean bootleg of a Rick Moranis movie no one's ever heard of.
- Finally receiving my DVD of Cornman II: The Day of the Locusts