You've been coming up with all of these lame scapegoats. "Oh, that's the night I'm washing my hair." "That's the night I'm waxing my car." "That's the night I'm waxing my hair."
No you're not. You're coming to Mill Street Inn & Pub in Cambridge to see offBeat Acappella perform on Thursday at 7:00 PM.
Do it. Or I'll shoot this dog.