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May 19th, 2003

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12:50 pm - The Poodle Bites It The Poodle Chews It
This last weekend, I had the unique opportunity to listen to "Weird Al" Yankovic's new album, Poodle Hat, four days prior to its release. Those of you who will admit your fondness for Al are gonna like it. At the very least, you'll like "Hardware Store" (which is funnier than all eight seasons of Home Improvement combined (not that that's an enormous feat)), and "Genius In France," a Frank Zappa sound-alike tribute to Jerry Lewis. Wild, man. Wild. It comes out tomorrow, and by the time you read this, it'll probably already be tomorrow, so be sure to run out and grab a copy or seven. I know I will.

Also in the news, I shaved my goatee off again. Why? Who knows? Who cares? I couldn't answer that first question for you, but the second answer is that I do because it makes me look twelve.
Current Mood: geekygeeky
Current Music: Buck Dharma -- Gamera Is Missing

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Date:May 22nd, 2003 06:32 am (UTC)
You should come to Rocky this weekend. We'd all love to see you looking like you're 12. Besides, we're supposed to get protesters. Too bad I can't be there. :(
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Date:May 22nd, 2003 09:29 am (UTC)


I'm weighing the pros and cons of actually showing up. I don't much like the idea of dealing with the protesters, but... what the hell. It's not like I have other plans for Saturday night. I'll show up.
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Date:May 22nd, 2003 02:30 pm (UTC)

Come to think of it...

I do know why I shaved. One of my roommates summarized it perfectly this morning: I shaved so I could remember why I don't shave more often.
Date:May 22nd, 2003 05:12 pm (UTC)

Re: Come to think of it...

Well, I have shaved too. Just the face, not the scalp or the legs to the void between my legs or anything like that. I do look younger, but not 12, I think that's reserved for you know 15-year olds and such. But yeah, there is a definate reason why we don't shave often. I think it's the only gay man defense we have. See how often you're hit on by gay wen when you have a goatee or beard or renault. So, when you get hit on this week by a gay man or 8, remember that it would never have happened were you to have a scratchy, scruffy-looking, that-guy-from-knickelback-goatee. Don't ask me how I know. But it's all the more reason to come to the show and Bitchin Kitchen afterward.
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Date:May 22nd, 2003 05:40 pm (UTC)

Re: Come to think of it...

You kiddin'? The only people who hit on me when I have a goatee are gay men. And lots of 'em.
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