Guy in the next cubicle: About what?
Me: My mom used to raise birds and I spent a lot of time around them when I was a kid. I know what birds sound like.
Me: I don't think Prince has any idea at all what it sounds like when doves cry. I think he was totally making it up.
Guy: You're probably right.
Me: I know what birds sound like. They don't sound like Prince.
Guy: Were you really listening to Prince?
Me: No, I'm just bored.
Guy: I got that over here if you want to borrow it. It's my third favorite CD.
Me: What are the other two?
Guy: Lost and Found by Mudvayne and Issues by KoRn.
Girl a different cubicle: What's wrong with you guys?