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February 14th, 2006

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10:22 pm - Bollocks to Valentine's Day
First, a couple of memes:

Your Candy Heart Says "1000 times No"

Sorry dude, there's no kind way to break this to you: you suck. In fact, we have a candy heart that says "YOU SUCK", but we agreed that this one is more appropriate. That is, after much debate we agreed on it. I held out for "DEVO ROX" but eventually caved because it's just a stupid blog meme and it's not that big of a deal.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: I dunno, but it probably involves starting to sing Ziggy Stardust and then getting distracted.

Your flirting style: About as effective as lowering haystacks off the boat deck of the Lusitania.

What turns you off: Metaphors that don't make sense.

Why you're hot: Arson.

Your 80s Heartthrob Is

A blueberry muffin with some kinda tumor.

Actually, this has been a pretty good day but I'm not going to tell you about it. I could, I suppose, but you wouldn't enjoy reading it. Today's being good has everything with today having been productive, and productivity doesn't always make a good livejournal post (unless you want to read about laundry and paperwork).
Current Mood: contentcontent
Current Music: The Mario Systems (Second Series)

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Date:February 15th, 2006 04:55 am (UTC)
you got John Stamos as your heartthrob too!!!
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Date:February 15th, 2006 05:21 am (UTC)
Funny. I remember him having better hair on Full House.
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Date:February 15th, 2006 09:41 am (UTC)
Ever wonder how much is inside conversation hearts? Don't worry, it's work safe.
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Date:February 15th, 2006 07:15 pm (UTC)
Actually no, I've never wondered about that, which isn't to say that I didn't thoroughly enjoy that page. I really should read Cockeyed more often.
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Date:February 16th, 2006 05:13 am (UTC)

call me - 1, camel toe - 0, cock block - 0

I had read through it a couple times previously before I actually looked at the sayings he recorded. I wish more of them were real.
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Date:February 15th, 2006 02:02 pm (UTC)
Dude, how come you get all the awesome quiz results?!

I would LMAO, but I am reading this post at work, which is neither the time nor the place for laughter.
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Date:February 15th, 2006 07:16 pm (UTC)
What I want to know is how they knew about that crappy, aborted version of Ziggy Stardust.
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