February 14th, 2006
|10:22 pm - Bollocks to Valentine's Day|
First, a couple of memes:
|Your Candy Heart Says "1000 times No"|
Sorry dude, there's no kind way to break this to you: you suck. In fact, we have a candy heart that says "YOU SUCK", but we agreed that this one is more appropriate. That is, after much debate we agreed on it. I held out for "DEVO ROX" but eventually caved because it's just a stupid blog meme and it's not that big of a deal.
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: I dunno, but it probably involves starting to sing Ziggy Stardust and then getting distracted.
Your flirting style: About as effective as lowering haystacks off the boat deck of the Lusitania.
What turns you off: Metaphors that don't make sense.
Why you're hot: Arson.
|Your 80s Heartthrob Is|
A blueberry muffin with some kinda tumor.
Actually, this has been a pretty good day but I'm not going to tell you about it. I could, I suppose, but you wouldn't enjoy reading it. Today's being good has everything with today having been productive, and productivity doesn't always make a good livejournal post (unless you want to read about laundry and paperwork).
Current Mood: content
Current Music: The Mario Systems (Second Series)
you got John Stamos as your heartthrob too!!!
Funny. I remember him having better hair on Full House.
|Date:||February 15th, 2006 09:41 am (UTC)|| |
Actually no, I've never wondered about that, which isn't to say that I didn't thoroughly enjoy that page. I really should read Cockeyed more often.
|Date:||February 16th, 2006 05:13 am (UTC)|| |
call me - 1, camel toe - 0, cock block - 0
I had read through it a couple times previously before I actually looked at the sayings he recorded. I wish more of them were real.
Dude, how come you get all the awesome quiz results?!
I would LMAO, but I am reading this post at work, which is neither the time nor the place for laughter.
What I want to know is how they knew about that crappy, aborted version of Ziggy Stardust.