February 9th, 2006
|02:05 pm - Barney & Oscar Meyer: a match made in heaven|
There are few things more annoying than kids who have just discovered the concept of parody, though this one -- concocted by an eight-year-old -- amuses me:
My balogna has a first name,Meh, could be worse. When Barney was new, my parents had friends whose kid was three years old and absolutely loved that show. We babysat him a few times but once was enough for me to write my own version of that damn song:
it's Y-O-U S-U... C-K.
My balogna has a second name,
it's A L-O and T.
I hate you,I'm not proud of these lyrics, but "Barney stew" is a pretty entertaining idea, provided I'm not the one who has to eat it.
You hate me.
I think I'll blow up Barney.
Then I'll pick all the pieces up and send them straight to you,
tonight we're having Barney stew.
Current Mood: nostalgic for the days when I was easily amused by myself
|Date:||February 10th, 2006 04:50 am (UTC)|| |
Hey boys & girls, let's sing the "Imagine" song.
"I" is for "Imagine,"
"M" is for "Me."
"A" is for the letter "A,"
"G" is for "Gee."
"I" is for .. "Imagine,"
"N" is for "Nice."
"E" is for "Egad! I said 'Imagine' twice."
|Date:||February 11th, 2006 05:51 pm (UTC)|| |
It's from an episode of Animaniacs called "Baloney & Kids" (not very useful link