February 9th, 2006
|02:05 pm - Barney & Oscar Meyer: a match made in heaven|
There are few things more annoying than kids who have just discovered the concept of parody, though this one -- concocted by an eight-year-old -- amuses me:
My balogna has a first name,Meh, could be worse. When Barney was new, my parents had friends whose kid was three years old and absolutely loved that show. We babysat him a few times but once was enough for me to write my own version of that damn song:
it's Y-O-U S-U... C-K.
My balogna has a second name,
it's A L-O and T.
I hate you,I'm not proud of these lyrics, but "Barney stew" is a pretty entertaining idea, provided I'm not the one who has to eat it.
You hate me.
I think I'll blow up Barney.
Then I'll pick all the pieces up and send them straight to you,
tonight we're having Barney stew.
Current Mood: nostalgic for the days when I was easily amused by myself
|Date:||February 10th, 2006 12:02 am (UTC)|| |
...slightly... different version
I hate you
You hate me
Chasing Barney up a tree
With a .45 caliber shoot him in the head
Aren't you glad that Barney's dead.
|Date:||February 10th, 2006 03:32 am (UTC)|| |
Re: ...slightly... different version
That's pretty close to the one that was popular when I was in school, except that the ".45 caliber" thing is different. I don't remember what ours was, but it sounded clumsier than your version. It had a couple of extra syllables, I think.