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February 9th, 2006


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02:05 pm - Barney & Oscar Meyer: a match made in heaven
There are few things more annoying than kids who have just discovered the concept of parody, though this one -- concocted by an eight-year-old -- amuses me:
My balogna has a first name,
it's Y-O-U S-U... C-K.
My balogna has a second name,
it's A L-O and T.
Meh, could be worse. When Barney was new, my parents had friends whose kid was three years old and absolutely loved that show. We babysat him a few times but once was enough for me to write my own version of that damn song:
I hate you,
You hate me.
I think I'll blow up Barney.
Then I'll pick all the pieces up and send them straight to you,
tonight we're having Barney stew.
I'm not proud of these lyrics, but "Barney stew" is a pretty entertaining idea, provided I'm not the one who has to eat it.
Current Mood: nostalgicnostalgic for the days when I was easily amused by myself

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From:xoshua
Date:February 9th, 2006 08:12 pm (UTC)
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you bring a smile to my face today, sir; i thank you.
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From:sacredspud
Date:February 10th, 2006 03:37 am (UTC)
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No, thank you. I'm glad to have the validation, because if I've learned anything, it's that the things that crack me up aren't necessarily funny.
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From:xoshua
Date:February 10th, 2006 04:08 am (UTC)
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any time you need validation, let me know...
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