In lieu of a long and boring post about my own life, I would like to direct you to this page of Facts about Chuck Norris.
- Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
- Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
- Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.