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December 14th, 2005

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10:02 am - This indeed is a dark day, dudes.*
Okay, that's it.

I can't take this anymore.

Coffee should taste like coffee. If you find that unpleasant, you can always thin it with milk or disguise it with sugar.

Flavored coffee is an abomination on par with the musicals of Rogers and Hammerstein.

Whatever today's flavor is,** it smells just like the stuff we used to use to polish the woodwork when I lived at The Pit. I can't get it past my nose. This occurrence has become more and more common as the AEG and her friends discover more and more "interesting" flavors that they just have to try.

I will no longer drink the "good" coffee at work. I can't do it anymore. I just can't. The free, weak swill that comes out of the vending machine is better than this.

* Sorry to ruin the sense of doom and futility, but I liked the alliteration.

** Addendum: This coffee is apparently called Tamsyn, and I have no idea what it's supposed to taste like (other than "artificial and natural flavors"). I'm not aware of a flavor called tamsyn, and Google returns no helpful matches on the search for "tamsyn coffee."
Current Mood: sadsad
Current Music: Information Society -- The Ridge

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Date:December 16th, 2005 11:08 am (UTC)
Just for the Dennis Leary fans in the audience, I'd just like to say that there is a sign in the window at the Dunkin' Donuts down the street from me that says, "We now have 11 flavors of coffee!!" How's that for portention fullfillment?
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Date:December 16th, 2005 01:43 pm (UTC)
Oy. That's unfortunate. Dunkin' Donuts has always had pretty good coffee as far as chain restaurants go (and really, I like their donuts better than anybody else's). I guess I'm fine with this as long as their regular coffee still exists (and I can't imagine they'd get rid of it). I'm still a little saddened that the one in Madison closed.
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