February 14th, 2006

Wedding day

Bollocks to Valentine's Day

First, a couple of memes:

Your Candy Heart Says "1000 times No"

Sorry dude, there's no kind way to break this to you: you suck. In fact, we have a candy heart that says "YOU SUCK", but we agreed that this one is more appropriate. That is, after much debate we agreed on it. I held out for "DEVO ROX" but eventually caved because it's just a stupid blog meme and it's not that big of a deal.

Your ideal Valentine's Day date: I dunno, but it probably involves starting to sing Ziggy Stardust and then getting distracted.

Your flirting style: About as effective as lowering haystacks off the boat deck of the Lusitania.

What turns you off: Metaphors that don't make sense.

Why you're hot: Arson.



Your 80s Heartthrob Is

A blueberry muffin with some kinda tumor.

Actually, this has been a pretty good day but I'm not going to tell you about it. I could, I suppose, but you wouldn't enjoy reading it. Today's being good has everything with today having been productive, and productivity doesn't always make a good livejournal post (unless you want to read about laundry and paperwork).
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