January 19th, 2006

Wedding day

Chuck Norris once beat me at Connect Four in three moves.

Tomorrow I will post about all the glorious, expensive things that happened to me today, but just at the moment I feel like going to bed.

In lieu of a long and boring post about my own life, I would like to direct you to this page of Facts about Chuck Norris.

Interesting stuff:
  • Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

  • Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

  • Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.
  • Current Music
    Chuck Norris -- The Complete Works of W. A. Mozart