Print and cut along the dotted line.
This ticket entitles the bearer to one free
Hot Colin Action
Hot Action to be determined by Colin at time of presentation.
Excludes previous purchases. May not be combined with other
coupons or corporate, classroom, or other group discounts. One
coupon per customer, per visit. Void where prohibited. Prohibited
where void. Void and prohibited where not allowed. Any other use
constitutes fraud. Cash value .01¢. Not redeemable for cash, though
I'd totally go to Denny's with you to see how they react when you try
to present this coupon to pay for your Moons Over My Hammy.
I just know this is going to come back to haunt me, along with that picture of the back of my head.