May 3rd, 2005

Wedding day

Attn: Tahoe driver from Indiana

If you own a Tahoe with Indiana plates which was driving on interstate 90 tonight and kept overtaking my Lumina only to slow down to 45, and then ride my bumper and flash the high beams when I passed, please be advised that you're an idiot.

Risible as it may sound, maintaining a constant speed ensures less wear and tear on your engine and may hold the secret to a prolonged life (or at least, the secret to not having your life ended prematurely at the hands of disgruntled drivers).
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