March 1st, 2005

Wedding day

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Woah. A transvestite just delivered my pizza, and you missed it. Cameo necklace. Green blouse. 5 o'clock shadow.

Side order of cheese bread.

Even in downtown Madison you'd have to have a pretty big pair of pearl earrings to enter an unfamiliar house dressed like that, especially after "51%" of the population voted against what they assume to be your lifestyle.

Now of course, I have all of these somewhat edgy subject lines for this post running through my head, and despite the open-mindedness of those on my Friends list, I can't bring myself to use any of them.

Good for hir, though.
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