- 1st
- 09:34 pm Happy New Year, homey.
- 4th
- 10:15 pm "Dear Wheeler: you provide the prose poems. I'll provide the war." - 5 comments
- 5th
- 09:44 pm Through the darkness of future past
- 7th
- 06:59 pm Soup's On! - 2 comments
- 8th
- 08:46 pm "Agent Cooper, I am thrilled to pieces that the dharma came to king Ho Ho Ho." - 10 comments
- 9th
- 11:05 pm "Diane, I'm holding in my hand a small box of chocolate bunnies." - 5 comments
- 11th
- 09:53 pm My head is leaking. - 3 comments
- 12th
- 11:51 pm Y'all oughta see Big Fish, and I oughta stop saying "y'all" and "oughta." - 3 comments
- 13th
- 11:22 pm Illness, work, music and Ellen (and not necessarily in that order) - 6 comments
- 14th
- 10:22 am "I am descended from the Karnsteins; that is, mamma was." - 7 comments
- 15th
- 09:44 am Late and tired.
- 16th
- 03:44 pm More late to work, this time with sick pay. - 1 comment
- 18th
- 09:58 pm Return of the Son of Weekend Update
- 20th
- 11:12 pm You see 'em dancin' at the disco every night like a bunch of little robot queens... - 4 comments
- 21st
- 04:14 pm Cellular stupidity - 8 comments
- 23rd
- 12:44 pm Weather sucks. - 1 comment
- 24th
- 10:54 pm I never wore the "Princess" hat for a whole day. It was two hours. Maybe. - 7 comments
- 28th
- 09:27 am Things that rock:
- 31st
- 10:08 pm Screw caffeine. - 1 comment
