||Approximate start date:
||Current status / last worked
|Why I haven't touched it for ages:
|Captain Spleen 3D
||Third installment in critically ignored series of Captain Spleen games.
||Currently being developed into radio drama. / May, 2000.
||Captain Spleen has already killed Mr. Pointy and his cousin, whatever that guy's name was (Nasal something?).
||Game about aliens running out of gas in Roswell, 1947.
||Currently being blocked out of memory. / Also currently being blocked out of memory.
||It's a dumb idea.
|The Adventures of Rhubarb Bunnywing
||Game in which dead chicken-plucker is resurrected to do battle with vegetables. I'm serious.
||On hold. / Not that long ago.
||Need to develop the plot without plagiarizing The Face in the Frost by John Bellairs.
||Game to waste time at work.
||Sometime in early 2002.
||Finished, unreleased. / Sometime in early 2002.
||No longer have time to waste at work.
||Another game to waste time at work.
||Map generator is finished. / August, 2003.
||Honestly, who needs another text-mode RPG?
||Commissioned by Russian Underwear Software. Game about spies, underwear, and Tony Nder.
||On hold. / April, 2003.
||Came to realization that I only started work on it so I could forget the whole Sarabeth's Parents Debacle.
||Murder mystery game in which residents of a small, New England town are being turned into chocolate.
||On hold. / April, 2003.
||No idea. It's a good story.
||Game about a pirate who drives a monster truck on the high seas.
||Let's call it June, 2002.
||On hold. / December, 2003.
||Because it's a game about a pirate who drives a monster truck on the high seas.
||MS-DOS user interface design system.
||Finished, unreleased. / March, 2002.
||I use it to automate tasks sometimes, but it's basically CICS for DOS. Who needs that?
||DOS command line replacement.
||Deleted in hard drive crash before I was smart enough to back things like this up.
||Meh. Improved design with Lintilla.
||Game in which you, a high school student, must avoid being killed by your best friend Bill, a serial killer on homecoming court.
||Deleted in different hard drive crash before I was smart enough to back things like this up.
||This game was really good. Really good.
I will never be able to get over its loss, or create anything even marginally as entertaining. Sorry.
||Collaboration with Evil Jim in which you play a rock. Earn points for acting like a rock. Lose them by doing unrocklike things, such as running for President or eating dots in a maze.
||Not started yet. / Early 2002.
||This game is really just a justification for writing several smaller games. Haven't gathered up the ambition to start it yet.
||Extensive command line replacement with scripting language and about a million, billion utilities.
||In progress. / Like, last night, dude.
||Because it's gonna take a long friggin' time to get it to where I want it.
||GUI frontend for Lintilla.
||Only have graphic routines done. / July, 2003.