|03:11 pm - It's like cheap Easter candy for your ears!|
And now they're playing an instrumental version of Goodnight by The Beatles over our Muzak system.
The original version is deliberately bland and inoffensive, but I like it. It treads a very fine line between being a straight-faced parody of a very contrived, saccharine style and actually being very contrived and saccharine. Taking out the words is like um, I don't know... selling individually-wrapped slices of Wonder Bread with the crusts already cut off.
Current Mood: pacified
Current Music: Goodnight