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May 3rd, 2005

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10:51 pm - Attn: Tahoe driver from Indiana
If you own a Tahoe with Indiana plates which was driving on interstate 90 tonight and kept overtaking my Lumina only to slow down to 45, and then ride my bumper and flash the high beams when I passed, please be advised that you're an idiot.

Risible as it may sound, maintaining a constant speed ensures less wear and tear on your engine and may hold the secret to a prolonged life (or at least, the secret to not having your life ended prematurely at the hands of disgruntled drivers).
Current Mood: annoyedannoyed
Current Music: Just Us Girls -- The Time Warp

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Date:May 4th, 2005 03:57 am (UTC)
I share your feelings regarding the idiot you met on the road tonite. I hope you can feel better in that your gripe has taught me a new word.

~ Safe driving
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Date:May 4th, 2005 04:04 am (UTC)
The urge to swear a lot has subsided now, but thank you for your sympathy. Actually, Thesaurus.com has taught us both a new word since I found it by looking up synonyms for ridiculous. I believe "risible" is used by one of the Roman leaders in The Life of Brian, but I'd have to watch it to be sure.

Or wait, were you talking about the word "hands?"
Date:May 29th, 2005 04:18 pm (UTC)

Pristine Church

Hey Colin :) James got this weird "hankerchief of God" in the mail and it reminded me of that pamphlet thing you got. Did you know that when you type '"Pristine Church" Madison' into a search engine, your's is the first link???
Attn: Tahoe driver from Indiana - Garmonbozia for the soul. — LiveJournal

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