I know that I've talked at least once before about the classified ads portion of my company's internal website. There's a pretty wide variety of listings up there right now, from Motley Crue tickets to a request for taped episodes of Mr. Belvedere. This one caught my eye, however:
LADIES: COULD YOU USE MONEY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY???????
Attn: Ladies, Now is your chance to get rewarded on your birthday!!!
There is a new chapter of the Birthday Panty Club starting in Milwaukee.
WHAT IS THE BIRTHDAY PANTY CLUB YOU ASK????
It is a gathering of women who get together once per month to celebrate who ever has a birthday in that month.
NO FEES!!!! Yes, this is a fee free club! As a matter of fact YOU GET THE MONEY!!!! AND AND AND PANTIES! What woman can't use more money and UNDERWARE????
WHERE DOES THE MONEY COME FROM???? Each lady brings the birthday lady/ladies a pair of underware in a gift bag with $5 in the bag.
STILL NEED TO BE CONVINCED? I went to a few meetings in Memphis, TN and one lady took home $1,500 and 40 pairs of underware of HER Choice.
Interested in knowing more???? Free crusises? Trip to Vegas?
Let me know.
I'm sorry, but this is weird by which I mean idiotic.