Music:"It's five foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!"
Whoops, I meant "booya." Offbeat's got a paying gig! Corporate Christmas party. Gotta have Christmas songs, so we're working them up. We've been asked specifically not to perform Michael Jackson's Thriller. My guess is that Zombie Jambouree isn't welcome either, and Harder Than Your Husband is probably right out.
In celebration, I'm letting Beetlejuice play in the background as I write this post. Yessir, I'm livin' the high life.