Colin Timothy Gagnon (sacredspud) wrote,
Colin Timothy Gagnon
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Kinda young, kinda wow. Unh!

This won't be as funny in the morning, but I'd like to award twenty eight points to anyone who knows where this image comes from:



If you got it, you need to do "seventeen Hail Marys and five minutes outside." No one is going to steal it, but I encourage you to do so anyway.

For the rest of you, I know I've said before that I hate it when people post lyrics in their journals (I usually say it when I'm posting them in my own), and though I ought to be the last person listening to songs from Veggie Tales ('cept for The Bunny Song, which is hardcore (or would be, if I were in the habit of saying "hardcore" (what a run-on sentence this is.))), the song is too much fun not to. Here are the lyrics to The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, as performed by Relient K. Thanks to evil_jim for getting it stuck in my head. No, really. Thanks. I like it.
Arrrrrr......

We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...
We don't do anything!

But I've never been Greenland
and I've never been to Denver,
and I've never buried treasure in St. Louis or St. Paul,
and I've never been to Moscow,
and I've never been to Tampa,
and I've never been to Boston in the fall.

'cuz we are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...
We don't do anything!

And I never hoist the mainstay,
and I never swab the poop deck,
and I never veer to starboard 'cuz I never sail at all,
and I've never walked the gang plank,
and I've never owned a parrot,
and I've never been to Boston in the fall.

We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...
We don't do anything!

Well, I've never plucked a rooster
and I'm not too good at ping-pong,
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall,
and I've never kissed a chipmunk
and I've never gotten head lice,
and I've never been to Boston in the fall!

Pirate Captain's log, 2002:
Who be this band, Relient K,
and why be they so full of contradictions?
We don't know what he did,
but we're down with Captain Kidd.

We don't wake up before lunch,
but we all eat Cap'n Crunch.
We don't smoke, we don't chew,
we watch Captain Kangaroo.

And I've never licked a spark plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug,
and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball,
and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings...
And we've never been to Boston in the fall!

Ladies and gentlemen, let's give 'em a big hand!

We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...
We don't do anything!

We are the Pirates Who Don't Do Anything!
We just stay home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything, we'll just tell you...
We don't do anything!


***EDIT*** It occurs to me that unless you've seen the movie that picture is from, you don't realize that the crucifix is an intercom which blinks in rhythm when it conveys an announcement. Like the picture says: Catholic girls are scary.
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