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April 26th, 2011


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01:13 pm - Meanwhile, on my lunchbreak:
Guy Behind the Counter: ...Will that be all?

Lady in Line Ahead of Me: No, I also need four mayonnaises and six ketchups.

Guy Behind the Counter: Okay, the sauces are on the counter behind you.

Lady in Line Ahead of Me: Yeahyeahyeah, I can't remember all of that. Just give me four mayonnaises and six ketchups.

Guy Behind the Counter: We don't keep mayo or ketchup behind the counter.

Lady in Line Ahead of Me: You know, I don't have time for this. Just forget it. ** Storms out **

Guy Behind the Counter: She does that every time she comes in here.
Current Mood: hungryhungry
Current Music: They Might Be Giants -- Cloisonne

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From:agaysexicon
Date:April 26th, 2011 09:51 pm (UTC)
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Post that elsewhere on the internet. It's funny. And strange.
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From:agaysexicon
Date:April 26th, 2011 09:55 pm (UTC)
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Dag Nabbit! My language was wrong. Just go here: notalwaysright.com, and pretend that I had done everything right in the first place. Also, check out Facebook for a message from me.
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From:sacredspud
Date:April 27th, 2011 01:09 pm (UTC)
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All right! This quote has been submitted! Now I just have to wait around for "up to several months" before I know whether they accepted it.
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From:agaysexicon
Date:April 28th, 2011 12:17 am (UTC)
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Awesomesauce, which, as it happens, is also available on ThinkGeek.
Meanwhile, on my lunchbreak: - Garmonbozia for the soul.

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