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September 19th, 2006


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04:55 pm - Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Arrr, happy Talk Like a Pirate Day, ye scurvy dogs!

Today I'm wearing lipstick, gar! Arrr, I wishes I could explain that, but it just sort o' happened. One moment I was returnin' from lunch and I heard someone call, "Ahoy Colin! Come here!" Next thing I knew, she was fixin' a smudge on the corner o' me lip.

No, 'twas was not an elaborate come-on, she just wanted to apply stick to me lips.

Aye, anyway, 'tis a Colorfast lipstick, which apparently means that I either has t' wait for it t' wear off naturally or buff it off with steel wool. Methinks I've no steel wool, but I just bought me some sandpaper. In the meantime...



My pirate name is:

_,.-=\/\/iN+3R/\/\u+e=-.,_



Yarr! Were this 1987, ye'd have landlubbers like Ken an' Roberta Williams an' Steve Meretzky shakin' in their boots! Aye, but these days any 14-year-old with a dialup connection, Kazaa, and 1337 \\'aItInG sK1llz is a bigger threat to th' RIAA than you ever were. R'member that night when ye stayed up deconstructing th' VGA remake of Leisure Suit Larry I just t' defeat th' copy protection? What a waste o' time that was. Oh, an' stealing yer handle from a William Gibson novel is so 1992.

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Current Mood: amusedscurvy
Current Music: Curse of Monkey Island soundtrack -- A Pirate I Was Meant to Be

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From:koriandrkitten
Date:September 19th, 2006 10:36 pm (UTC)
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I see Jim made you that icon.
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From:sacredspud
Date:September 19th, 2006 10:54 pm (UTC)
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Actually, I made it.
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From:koriandrkitten
Date:September 20th, 2006 01:07 am (UTC)
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Oh! Well either way it looks awesome. You gotta love dick jokes.
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From:seanorange
Date:September 20th, 2006 02:25 am (UTC)
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You're a...

~Sean
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From:sacredspud
Date:September 20th, 2006 04:02 am (UTC)
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What, joke?
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From:koriandrkitten
Date:September 20th, 2006 04:25 pm (UTC)
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Finish that sentance. I dare ya.
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From:toastmastertom
Date:September 20th, 2006 01:02 am (UTC)
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My pirate name is:


Iron Tom Bonney



A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

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Tough as the barnacles on yar Mother's poop deck! Nyaaargh.
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! - Garmonbozia for the soul.

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