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July 8th, 2006


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05:28 pm - SacredSpud: Fashion designer
Man, ribsinbacon does not appreciate innovation in men's apparel.

I've designed a new garment: It consists of a t-shirt worn over the upper body, and another worn over the lower body with my legs sticking through the arm-holes. The lower shirt is held up with a belt.

It's comfortable, it's fashionable (meaning that it is able to be fashioned), it's not revealing, and it looks stunning. I don't know what it is that Ribs doesn't like. I bet he's just jealous about all the women I'll attract with this; xmerrie1039x hasn't even seen it yet, and she's already called it "hot."

I wonder what I should name this garment.

I wonder if I'll regret writing about it.

I wonder how fired I'd get if I wore it to work.
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From:seanorange
Date:July 8th, 2006 11:02 pm (UTC)
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And thanks to the neck hole in the bottom shirt, you'll never have to undo your belt to use the restroom.

BRILLIANT!

~Sean
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From:sacredspud
Date:July 10th, 2006 03:20 pm (UTC)
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Remind me not to stand too close to you if when this catches on.
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From:evil_jim
Date:July 9th, 2006 08:21 am (UTC)
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What keeps my legs all warm & hot? Pants!

What prevents a buffalo shot? Pants!

What do they got that I ain't got? Pa.. oh, uh. Nevermind.
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From:devianttouch
Date:July 9th, 2006 09:41 pm (UTC)
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it MUST have been laundry day.
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From:sacredspud
Date:July 9th, 2006 09:52 pm (UTC)
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Actually uh, I was just lazy.
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From:lord_alucard
Date:July 10th, 2006 05:02 am (UTC)
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Wow a new fashion trend that I can blindly follow, yeah!!
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From:sacredspud
Date:July 10th, 2006 03:20 pm (UTC)
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Best of all, unlike other fashion designers, my designs won't cost you an arm and a leg! Just your dignity!
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From:seanorange
Date:July 10th, 2006 07:38 pm (UTC)
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...just arms?

~Sean
SacredSpud: Fashion designer - Garmonbozia for the soul.

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