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11:45 pm - All right, I AM shouting! I'm shouting! I'm shouting! I'm shou-- *CLUNK* *THUD*
Remember the other day when I was complaining about that car in front of the mailbox? Well it got towed! At about 1:30 this morning! It took about 45 minutes! While I was trying really hard to not be awake! It ruined my sleep and I was furious!

...but at least it got moved. I will miss, however, those touchingly illiterate notes that our mail carrier was writing to us. The last one said "move you car!" I feel so jealous of whomever next commands her affections. I think it's a her. S/he has girly handwriting.

In other news, The Surrealist says that my advertising slogan is "Do You Eat The Colin Last?" Well? Do ya, punk? Get yours here.
Current Mood: calmfinished with shouting
Current Music: They Might Be Giants -- Kendra McCormick

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From:laviorli
Date:May 10th, 2006 05:35 am (UTC)
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Come to Life. Come to Mary.
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From:seanorange
Date:May 10th, 2006 06:25 pm (UTC)
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I think I might like this one the best, but a couple of others are super-close seconds.

~Sean
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From:tlhinganhom
Date:May 10th, 2006 01:31 pm (UTC)
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"Kids Will Do Anything For Hal."

Ain't it the truth.
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From:fuzzyinthehead
Date:May 10th, 2006 05:47 pm (UTC)
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Damn straight!
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From:seanorange
Date:May 10th, 2006 02:44 pm (UTC)
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"Half the SeanOrange, All the Taste."

Ah, but which half?

~Sean
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From:defaultlisa
Date:May 10th, 2006 03:29 pm (UTC)

I'm not sure what's being advertised, but I think I like it

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"Tough on dirt. Gentle on Lisa."
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From:sacredspud
Date:May 10th, 2006 03:33 pm (UTC)

Re: I'm not sure what's being advertised, but I think I like it

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That sounds like the kind of pickup line Mr. Clean would use.
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From:defaultlisa
Date:May 10th, 2006 03:43 pm (UTC)

(Not a witty comeback)

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Mr. Clean! Tee-hee!
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From:kwee_j
Date:May 10th, 2006 05:44 pm (UTC)
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"It's How Kweejee Is Done."
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From:sacredspud
Date:May 11th, 2006 03:01 am (UTC)
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Hey, you're back! What happened to you?
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From:kwee_j
Date:May 11th, 2006 12:52 pm (UTC)
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I went into hiding, been reading on and off though.
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From:fuzzyinthehead
Date:May 10th, 2006 05:48 pm (UTC)
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Fresh from the Captain's Wubb. Oh yeah.
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From:seanorange
Date:May 10th, 2006 06:24 pm (UTC)
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Oh man! I remember the last time the Captain got out his Wubb... We were unable to walk straight for weeks!

~Sean
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From:evil_jim
Date:May 10th, 2006 06:14 pm (UTC)
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"I'm not just the Evil, I'm a Member"
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From:evil_jim
Date:May 10th, 2006 06:15 pm (UTC)

Oooh! Even better:

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"Is Evil in you?"
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From:kingofheartsftm
Date:May 10th, 2006 10:51 pm (UTC)

Slogans to increase my narcissism

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-Mel, take me away
-America's most trusted penis
-Turn loose the Mel
-Make someone happy with a Mel
-Whatever you're into, get into Mel <----I like this one the most
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From:sacredspud
Date:May 10th, 2006 10:53 pm (UTC)

Re: Slogans to increase my narcissism

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Those are all pretty good, but I'm with you on that last one.
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From:kingofheartsftm
Date:May 10th, 2006 11:40 pm (UTC)

Re: Slogans to increase my narcissism

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So you believe that everyone should get into Mel? or do you mean to insert your name?
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From:sacredspud
Date:May 11th, 2006 03:02 am (UTC)

Re: Slogans to increase my narcissism

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Um, I'm gonna plead the fifth. I just thought it was a good advertising slogan.
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From:kingofheartsftm
Date:May 11th, 2006 03:49 am (UTC)

Re: Slogans to increase my narcissism

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If you think of it in dirty-minded terms . . . well, anyway it is a good slogan, yeah.

Reading eveyone's slogans has been a nice break from the mundane work I've been slaving over for the past 3+ hours. There were some other ones that I got as results, but they weren't that funny and some made absolutely no sense.
From:tempermemad
Date:May 11th, 2006 04:01 am (UTC)
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What can Charlie do for you? ( I don't like this one)
You'll never put a better bit of Charlie on your knife. - very disturbing
Break me off a piece of that Charlie. - ok, i get it, they are out to get me
The Good Charlie kids go for. - um, but, i'm not the good charlie?
I can't believe it's not Charlie.
Probably the best Charlie in the world. - not sure what advertisers ever use 'probably'.

and my favorite

You've got questions. We've got Charlie. - not sure if that's a good thing, or if they are telling you to kiss off because even though you got questions, they are stuck with Charlie.
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From:sacredspud
Date:May 12th, 2006 04:45 pm (UTC)
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I think "You've got questions, we've got Charlie" is implying that Charlie is the answer to all of your questions.

As for this one:

Probably the best Charlie in the world. - not sure what advertisers ever use 'probably'.</a>

You're right about probably being a bad word to use in an advertising slogan, but in this particular case I think it's ideal. The sheer number of Charlies in the world makes it impractical for anybody to do the research necessary to find the best one. Essentially they're saying "In the absence of an accurate Charlie benchmarking system, we offer the best Charlie we're aware of."
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From:sacredspud
Date:May 12th, 2006 04:47 pm (UTC)
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And apparently I need to pay better attention to my HTML tags.
From:tempermemad
Date:May 13th, 2006 08:29 pm (UTC)
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was completely unaware there is a charlie benchmarking system :D
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From:laviorli
Date:May 11th, 2006 05:54 am (UTC)
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Oh hey, Clue! Ha ha I just figured out where your subject line was from, I knew I knew it from somewhere. :)
All right, I AM shouting! I'm shouting! I'm shouting! I'm shou-- *CLUNK* *THUD* - Garmonbozia for the soul.

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