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10:38 pm - Stolen shamelessly from emjay42
This is an old one, but it's priceless when it works, and this time it's beautiful:

Put your playlist on shuffle. Take the first 20 songs and add "in my pants" to the end of the song title.
Kiss Me Again in my pants
Buby Made a Kishka in my pants
Hang Me, Oh Hang Me in my pants
Too Late for Love in my pants
Ideal Woman in my pants
Livin' Thing in my pants
Lord Crumb Takes Control in my pants
She's the One in my pants
Wicked Little Critta in my pants
Enchanted Porkfist in my pants
Iron Man in my pants
From a Balance Beam in my pants
I Need Your Lovin' in my pants
Veins in my pants
Spacelord in my pants
The Faster Na-Na Fanfare in my pants
Hiding the Secrets in my pants
Body Bag of Fun in my pants
The Red Weed in my pants
College: The Best Six Weeks of My Life in my pants

Current Mood: ecstaticentertained
Current Music: Waiting for Guffman soundtrack -- Buby Made a Kishka

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From:seanorange
Date:March 30th, 2006 05:14 am (UTC)
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I dunno! It's a toss-up between "Porkfist" and "College".

~Sean
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From:sacredspud
Date:March 30th, 2006 05:39 am (UTC)
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Porkfist probably wins on a technicality; it's a Meat Puppets song. College is an Emo Phillips standup routine.
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From:evil_jim
Date:March 30th, 2006 05:38 am (UTC)

Correction:

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Buby Made a Kishka in my pants
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From:sacredspud
Date:March 31st, 2006 03:26 pm (UTC)

Re: Correction:

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...which is probably an exponentially better song than the original.
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From:tlhinganhom
Date:March 30th, 2006 03:56 pm (UTC)
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That was way more amusing than it should have been.
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From:seanorange
Date:March 30th, 2006 03:58 pm (UTC)
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in his pants

~Sean
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From:sacredspud
Date:March 31st, 2006 03:26 pm (UTC)
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Everything is more amusing in my pants.
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From:r3507
Date:March 30th, 2006 08:53 pm (UTC)
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My all-time favorite, only because it's grammatically different:

"Believe" in my pants.
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From:sacredspud
Date:March 31st, 2006 03:25 pm (UTC)
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Sadly, all (both) of the songs I know with that title suck, so I won't be getting that result any time soon.
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From:devianttouch
Date:March 31st, 2006 03:02 pm (UTC)
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dude... you totally rigged that...

*chuckle*
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From:sacredspud
Date:March 31st, 2006 03:19 pm (UTC)
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That's the punchline -- I didn't. I've done this one before and I usually do rig it by shuffling my playlist several times and taking out all the classical music (because let's face it, "Op. 14, Mvmt 3 in my pants" isn't funny).

There really is a song called Enchanted Porkfist, and it really is in my pants.
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From:devianttouch
Date:March 31st, 2006 04:24 pm (UTC)
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I thought "Iron Man in my pants" was the best personally.
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From:seanorange
Date:March 31st, 2006 06:26 pm (UTC)
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I'd prefer an Iron Maiden, personally, but that's not so much a song...

Although it IS something like a triple entendre.

"Put them in the iron maiden"
"Excellent!"
"EXECUTE THEM!"
"Bogus..."

~Sean
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From:lantry
Date:April 3rd, 2006 07:01 pm (UTC)
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And I would try this except I don't keep much music on my computer.
Just the sample tracks that came with the computer, some midis that you made, the disco remix of the Starwars Theme, and a bunch of Beatalica.
Stolen shamelessly from emjay42 - Garmonbozia for the soul.

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