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01:24 pm - Wait, what?
Here's an excerpt from something I just read:

Provide details as to why the service was not as described:
The rental car had bad brakes and the customer got killed. He took the car back and swapped it for a different car with a faulty trans & no reversal capabilities.

Maybe there's supposed to be an "almost" or a "nearly" in there.
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From:defaultlisa
Date:February 8th, 2006 07:42 pm (UTC)

Undead drivers

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Yes, I am confused as to why the undead care so much about the condition of their brakes, too. However, if they are on the road, I guess it works out better for the living.
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From:sacredspud
Date:February 9th, 2006 04:22 am (UTC)

Re: Undead drivers

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Apparently the average zombie is more safety conscious than we realized.
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From:lantry
Date:February 8th, 2006 07:45 pm (UTC)
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No. I actually returned a car once after it sunk in the ocean and I was eaten by sharks. They promised me it would sail, damn it!
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From:agaysexicon
Date:February 8th, 2006 10:03 pm (UTC)
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You should have opted for the Delorean.
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From:lantry
Date:February 8th, 2006 10:15 pm (UTC)
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I gues I'm not so sure about where to find plutoneum this time of year, and I haul enough garbage at work, I'm not about to drive a car that runs on it.
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From:seanorange
Date:February 9th, 2006 03:33 am (UTC)
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Naw naw naw, the car's gas-powered, it's just the time travel that needs plutonium.

Sigh, no one listens to Doc...

~Sean
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From:sacredspud
Date:February 9th, 2006 04:32 am (UTC)
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Lemme guess: you thought renting the Barracuda would keep you safe.
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From:seanorange
Date:February 8th, 2006 07:46 pm (UTC)
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"He took the car back and nearly swapped it for a different car with a faulty trans & no reversal capabilities"

You're right -- that DOES make more sense! :p

~Sean
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From:sacredspud
Date:February 9th, 2006 04:18 am (UTC)
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I was thinking more along the lines of "Provide details as to why the service was not nearly as described."
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From:seanorange
Date:February 9th, 2006 07:48 am (UTC)
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Ooh, that's even better.

~Sean
From:renny1780
Date:February 8th, 2006 09:27 pm (UTC)
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Wait, what?
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From:sacredspud
Date:February 9th, 2006 04:21 am (UTC)
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I said:
Here's an excerpt from something I just read:

Provide details as to why the service was not as described:
The rental car had bad brakes and the customer got killed. He took the car back and swapped it for a different car with a faulty trans & no reversal capabilities.

Maybe there's supposed to be an "almost" or a "nearly" in there.
Dammit Renee, this is Teh Internets. You shouldn't type "what," you should just go back and reread it.

Oh, hang on. You're not asking me to repeat myself. Never mind.
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From:xoshua
Date:February 9th, 2006 03:48 am (UTC)
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zombies have rights, too!!!
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From:sacredspud
Date:February 9th, 2006 03:54 am (UTC)
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Yes, but take it from somebody who knows: driving is more difficult than it looks.
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From:xoshua
Date:February 9th, 2006 04:12 am (UTC)
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what are you talking about? i can drive in my sleep...
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From:seanorange
Date:February 9th, 2006 04:23 pm (UTC)
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Tell that to the guard rail!

~Sean
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From:xoshua
Date:February 9th, 2006 05:42 pm (UTC)
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it wasn't a guardrail, it was a tree. though my car might disagree with me as to how okay it is...
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