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January 19th, 2006


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10:54 pm - Chuck Norris once beat me at Connect Four in three moves.
Tomorrow I will post about all the glorious, expensive things that happened to me today, but just at the moment I feel like going to bed.

In lieu of a long and boring post about my own life, I would like to direct you to this page of Facts about Chuck Norris.

Interesting stuff:
  • Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.

  • Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

  • Tom Clancy has to pay royalties to Chuck Norris because "The Sum of All Fears" is the name of Chuck Norris' autobiography.

Current Mood: impressedChuck Norris
Current Music: Chuck Norris -- The Complete Works of W. A. Mozart

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From:xoshua
Date:January 20th, 2006 04:59 am (UTC)
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those are all funnier when you substitute 'samoa joe" for chuck norris... and when you know who samoa joe is.
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From:sacredspud
Date:January 20th, 2006 05:22 am (UTC)
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Yeah, see, I can only do one of those things.
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From:xoshua
Date:January 20th, 2006 05:26 am (UTC)
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samoa joe is kind of like hulk hogan... if hulk was 1) cool, 2) a good wrestler, 3) samoan... yeah, that's about all i got.
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From:jeklnskinsgrl
Date:January 20th, 2006 10:08 am (UTC)
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Colin, I love you. These are awesome.
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From:sacredspud
Date:January 20th, 2006 04:02 pm (UTC)
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It's not easy to rock as hard as I do.
From:poriginal
Date:January 20th, 2006 01:25 pm (UTC)

Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

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"The angels sang out, in an immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris,
who delivered a kick, that could shatter bones,
into the crotch of Indiana Jones."

If you havent seen this yet, you need to take a look

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From:sacredspud
Date:January 20th, 2006 04:01 pm (UTC)

Re: Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

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Teh Awesome contained within that video has shattered by ability to spell teh word "teh."

No, I hadn't seen that before, which surprises me somewhat because the song is by Lemon Demon, whose music I'm actually somewhat familiar with. Some time ago he did a cover of Birdhouse in Your Soul which I'd link here if I weren't at work and had more time to find it. The quality of his stuff is on the better side of somewhat hit and miss, and I'd recommend checking him out if you like the music in this video.
From:inle_the_rabbit
Date:January 20th, 2006 04:29 pm (UTC)

Re: Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

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I'm overfond of "I've got some falling to do."
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From:sacredspud
Date:January 21st, 2006 05:44 pm (UTC)

Re: Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

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Hadn't heard that one, but I've downloaded it and I'm diggin' it enough to describe my enjoyment of it as "diggin'".
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From:seanorange
Date:January 20th, 2006 08:56 pm (UTC)
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My favorites:

3) Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.

2) Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

aaaaaand... (drum roll, please)

1) Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.


Maybe I just it when he eats something? Like in that clip they played on Conan where he's out in the woods with some chick, he kneels too the ground and plays with the dirt, putting his nose right up to it and taking a lick.

"A plane crashed here..."

~Away!!
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From:sacredspud
Date:January 21st, 2006 05:43 pm (UTC)
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Wait, did that actually do that "A plane crashed here" thing on the show, or did Conan's crew redub the audio? 'cuz if they didn't, that's just ridiculous.

My favorite Chuck Norris fact isn't actually listed on that site.

It's a little-known fact that all of Hieronymus Bosch's paintings are based on Norris family portraits.
Chuck Norris once beat me at Connect Four in three moves. - Garmonbozia for the soul.

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