June 5th, 2005
|11:06 am - As per tlhinganhom's suggestion:|
Print and cut along the dotted line.
This ticket entitles the bearer to one free
Hot Colin Action
Hot Action to be determined by Colin at time of presentation.
Excludes previous purchases. May not be combined with other
coupons or corporate, classroom, or other group discounts. One
coupon per customer, per visit. Void where prohibited. Prohibited
where void. Void and prohibited where not allowed. Any other use
constitutes fraud. Cash value .01¢. Not redeemable for cash, though
I'd totally go to Denny's with you to see how they react when you try
to present this coupon to pay for your Moons Over My Hammy.
I just know this is going to come back to haunt me, along with that picture of the back of my head.
Current Mood: groggy
Current Music: Spaceballs Theme
Can I have one of those coupons?
I don't think those words mean what you think those words mean.
I'll take 2. Come by at 7. Bring an accomplice.
Accomplice, eh? Getting adventurous?
Tell you what, you print it out and present it to me, we'll work something out.
I don't think those words meant what I thought those words meant.
I think you thought I --
No, wait. Let me try that again.
I think I thought I saw y--
I am he and you are he and you are me and we are all togeth--
Ah, forget it.
Sweet. I'm SO gettin' me some o' that hot Colin action.
Well, y'know, line forms to the left...
You forgot to add: "Coupon only valid for use by televisions."
Hey, I don't discriminate.
Ask about our group specials.