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May 12th, 2005


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11:49 pm - Epiphany:
I just realized that I do the stupidest things imaginable.

And when I'm not doing stupid things, I'm wondering whether I should have chosen to do them anyway.
Current Mood: shockedshocked
Current Music: Allette Brooks -- Ice Age

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From:tlhinganhom
Date:May 13th, 2005 05:43 pm (UTC)
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...Did you do any stupid things to make you realize this? And, if so, spill it.
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From:sacredspud
Date:May 13th, 2005 05:53 pm (UTC)
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Do you want the whole list, or the Reader's Digest Condensed Books version?
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From:agaysexicon
Date:May 13th, 2005 06:57 pm (UTC)
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Yes.
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From:sacredspud
Date:May 13th, 2005 07:04 pm (UTC)
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Okay, I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa... And then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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From:tlhinganhom
Date:May 13th, 2005 07:28 pm (UTC)
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OMG you are despicable!!!
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From:sacredspud
Date:May 13th, 2005 07:54 pm (UTC)
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I stick to what I'm good at.
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From:tlhinganhom
Date:May 14th, 2005 02:04 am (UTC)
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So... when next I see you, you're going to do the truffle shuffle for me?
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From:sacredspud
Date:May 14th, 2005 05:20 am (UTC)
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Hey, nobody gets the shuffle for free.
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From:tlhinganhom
Date:May 14th, 2005 06:32 am (UTC)
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Name your price.
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From:nocturne152
Date:May 13th, 2005 09:46 pm (UTC)
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That's nothing. I've been running a black market on souls for the last three years. Without the owner's knowledge or consent.
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From:sacredspud
Date:May 14th, 2005 05:21 am (UTC)
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You haven't sold mine yet, have you? Hold out for a worthy price, man! $6.22 isn't nearly enough!
Epiphany: - Garmonbozia for the soul.

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