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April 28th, 2005


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11:04 pm - "President Bush is the Jessica Simpson of politics."
Those words were uttered by my sister this evening as we drove back to town after celebrating her 21st birthday dinner with my parents.

Sarahjane went vegetarian a few months back, so family dinners centered around her have been interesting. It's not that we don't like meatless meals, because we do -- my mom often cooks without meat anyway. It's the soy-based almost-meat products my sister brings home that weird us out. I'm not talking about Boca. I'm talking about the tofurkey that tasted like Play-Doh! with soy sauce. I've eaten enough liquid smoke-drenched slabs of tofu (better known as Soydogs) to have decided that if I ever go that route, I'll do it without the meat substitutes. My sister, on the other hand, is the girl who when she was sixteen ate a pound of bacon in front of the TV every day with her football captain boyfriend (while weighing less than you did when you were four, I might add). Giving up meat is not something that came easily for her.

Sarahjane's dinner choice of biscuits and gravy struck me as odd, and since she can't eat pork sausage she brought over a package of soysage. I didn't think it would work very well (how do you make gravy out of something with no fat?), but half a stick of butter later the soysage was fried and (thanks to waaaay too much sage and marjoram) it made a fine gravy. The only appreciable difference was the lack of disgusting bits of gristle. Uh, anyway, there was also asparagus and a salad and a chocolate pudding cake... It was a good meal.

Of course there were the expected presents, and I gave her a card with the punchline "Iraqtile Dysfunction."

What she really wanted to do for her birthday was see The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but in the interest of not having to hang out with her friends this weekend (we're terribly alike, my sister and I...), she's going camping with her boyfriend. That doesn't mean I'm not seeing the movie, though. Tom and I are going tomorrow night, and I can imagine other people asking if I want to join them on the weekend. Even keeping these things in mind I'm tempted to take off work early tomorrow to catch a matinee if things are slow.

It's also just starting to hit me that I ate something called soysage tonight. I think it's time to update my Personal Code of Conduct with a new rule:
14. Don't eat anything with a stupid name which you wouldn't be caught dead saying in public, not that you'd be talking in public if you were dead anyway.

Current Mood: sleepysleepy
Current Music: Mike Dana -- For Your Thighs Only

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From:sacredspud
Date:April 29th, 2005 02:50 pm (UTC)
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I am. I'll be there a little late, but I'll be there.
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From:angelic667
Date:April 29th, 2005 04:06 pm (UTC)
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Hahahahahaha....tofurkey.....

It's not really worth the price in my opinion. But boca brats and chicken. Yum yum, nice and spicy. :-)

Soysage sounds like sausage with an east coast accent.
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From:sacredspud
Date:April 29th, 2005 04:18 pm (UTC)
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Never had boca brats, but the chicken is pretty good. I guess I have no issue with meat substitutes, except that the good ones are expensive and the bad ones taste very obviously like seasoned tofu. I don't have many qualms about eating meat, so if I'm going to have a veggie patty I'd rather have Gardenburger or something else that's not supposed to taste like meat.

Soysage though... I feel stupid even saying it.
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From:angelic667
Date:April 29th, 2005 04:34 pm (UTC)
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Heh, reminds me of simpsons where fred quimby was on trial.

Its chowda! CHOWDA! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you! Especially those of you in the jury!
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From:tlhinganhom
Date:April 29th, 2005 10:04 pm (UTC)
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this has nothing to do with your post whatsoever. I just wanted to show off the LJ icon I just made.
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From:sacredspud
Date:April 30th, 2005 03:22 am (UTC)
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Ahahahahahaha. I like that one. And incidentally (also unrelated to my post), are you familiar with the music of Information Society? They're a synthpop group from the late '80s, and their first album is riddled with soundbytes of ST:TOS, specifically of Mr. Spock. I just realized this on my way to work this morning.
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From:tlhinganhom
Date:April 30th, 2005 04:01 am (UTC)
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I've never heard of them, but now I'll have to keep an ear out. Heh.


Glad you liked the icon. I made about a million (read: 5 or 6) others that r0x0rz hardcore.
"President Bush is the Jessica Simpson of politics." - Garmonbozia for the soul.

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