|09:26 pm -      (fill in the blank)     !|
Woah. A transvestite just delivered my pizza, and you missed it. Cameo necklace. Green blouse. 5 o'clock shadow.
Side order of cheese bread.
Even in downtown Madison you'd have to have a pretty big pair of pearl earrings to enter an unfamiliar house dressed like that, especially after "51%" of the population voted against what they assume to be your lifestyle.
Now of course, I have all of these somewhat edgy subject lines for this post running through my head, and despite the open-mindedness of those on my Friends list, I can't bring myself to use any of them.
Good for hir, though.
Current Mood: impressed
Current Music: Gladys Knight & the Pips -- Midnight Train To Georgia'