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December 14th, 2004


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04:59 pm - Please to be sending me a fax, if you please.
Ladies and gentlemen, we live in a truly amazing era. The text which used to fill an entire library can now be stored on a chip the size of your smallest fingernail. Audio and video information which in the past would have taken months to travel between continents can now be synchonously received around the globe in the blink of an eye. And monkeys, apparently, can use fax machines:


Current Mood: sadthe human race is doomed!

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From:angelic667
Date:December 14th, 2004 11:27 pm (UTC)
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Strange. It looks like english, but bears so little resemblence to the language I know.
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From:sacredspud
Date:December 15th, 2004 03:38 pm (UTC)
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Keep up that attitude and you'll end up an English professor.
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From:devianttouch
Date:December 15th, 2004 02:26 am (UTC)
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All your base are belong to the fax machine.
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From:sacredspud
Date:December 15th, 2004 03:36 pm (UTC)
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I know I posted it last week, but did you happen to check out lostfrog.org? It's basically the same thing as All Your Base, but it made my day last Friday.

I showed it to some of my coworkers and they didn't figure out that they had to click on the picture so um, if you check it out, be sure to click on the picture.
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From:valec
Date:December 15th, 2004 03:15 am (UTC)
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Well the problem with the digital age is people become so lazy. Look at the emails that go around the workplace.
No grammar, spelling checks, and quite alot is pure nonsense.
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From:sacredspud
Date:December 15th, 2004 03:32 pm (UTC)
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omglolbbq!!!1!one!!! u hit teh nail rigth ont he hed1

Nobody I work with writes quite like that, but I have coworkers who actually send out business e-mail with no capitalization or punctuation, and the word you abbreviated as "u." If I ever get to that point, I'd like someone to bludgeon me to death with a grammar textbook.
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From:evil_jim
Date:December 15th, 2004 05:46 am (UTC)
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"I know those words but that sign doesn't make any sense."

~ Lisa Simpson in Australia upon seeing a sign on a theater reading "Yahoo Serious Festival."
Please to be sending me a fax, if you please. - Garmonbozia for the soul.

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