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December 9th, 2004


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12:51 pm - This is Phillip's phault.
spidermoon77 posted a really bad joke in his journal today, and I have to return the favor.
Q: How do you kill a circus?
A: Go straight for the juggler.

Current Mood: weirdstupid
Current Music: Paul McCartney -- Ram On

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From:sacredspud
Date:December 9th, 2004 10:38 pm (UTC)
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Mimes, jugglers, clowns... They're all agents of the devil.
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From:agaysexicon
Date:December 9th, 2004 11:11 pm (UTC)
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Man, a mime is a terrible thing to waste stab, beat into a pulp, cut up, put into a blender and frappe. It always tastes terrible.
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From:sacredspud
Date:December 9th, 2004 11:24 pm (UTC)
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You've eaten MIME?!

Please tell me he at least took you out to dinner first.
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From:agaysexicon
Date:December 9th, 2004 11:49 pm (UTC)
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Yeah, but the conversation was terrible. I had no choice.
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From:sacredspud
Date:December 10th, 2004 12:02 am (UTC)
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Oh, I see. You decided to settle for moans instead of ch--

Oh. Never mind. I misunderstood you at first.
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From:evil_jim
Date:December 9th, 2004 07:06 pm (UTC)

Just for that...

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Q: What's Irish and stays outside all year long, even in the rain?
A: Paddy O'Furniture.
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From:sacredspud
Date:December 9th, 2004 07:15 pm (UTC)

Re: Just for that...

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That's awful, but one bad Irish Joke deserves another:

Q: What do Irish bees make?
A: O'Honey.

It works better at Rocky Horror, of course. It's shouted at the screen during the middle of a song:

Audience: Hey Frank! What do Irish bees make?
Dr. Frankenfurter: Oh, honey!
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From:evil_jim
Date:December 9th, 2004 07:22 pm (UTC)

Oh yeah?

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It's been a long time since I've seen the movie so all I can offer for now is a blank stare o_o

But then, I may be getting Irish arthritis. It's where you get stiff in a new joint every nite.
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From:juniperlore
Date:December 9th, 2004 08:18 pm (UTC)
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*smacks forehead*
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From:sacredspud
Date:December 9th, 2004 10:39 pm (UTC)
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I got a million of 'em.

Lucky for you, I have standards. It might not be obvious, but I do.
This is Phillip's phault. - Garmonbozia for the soul.

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